I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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