She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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