i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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