No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me