Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said