I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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