Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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