when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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