there was a trapeze. enough said
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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