Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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