Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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