she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Randomize
