There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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