Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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