she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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