i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dear god my vagina.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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