Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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