We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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