On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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