Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
just tell him i said nine months
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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