my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
40s are totally the cure
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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