being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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