Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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