We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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