somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Maybe he injected his testicle?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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