You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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