even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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