don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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