you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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