I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
"it" just moved
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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