you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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