Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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