I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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