Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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