i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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