I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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