OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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