apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
