ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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