I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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