he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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