At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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