She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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