i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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