So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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