Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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