Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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