honey bunches of taint.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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