I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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