5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
operation harelip BJ is a go
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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