His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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