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(281): View more from Texas

I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him

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(631): View more from New York

fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it

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(206): View more from Washington

My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..

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(813): View more from Florida

Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?

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(714): View more from California

Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.

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(661): View more from California

Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.

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(801): View more from Utah

I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.

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(416): View more from Toronto

my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge

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