How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home