he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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