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  Nicole vs. Life

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• (214): View more from Texas

  LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.

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  I worry about you sometimes...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me

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  How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall

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• (607): View more from New York

  I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.

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