I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I smell stomach acid.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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