Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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