his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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