Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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