I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
time to smoke my breakfast
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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