My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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